Humour

July 1, 2008

14:30
Mats Sundin Holding Out For $14 Million In Canadian Tire Money
TORONTO, ONTARIO-- Toronto Maple Leafs forward Mats Sundin, hinting at possible retirement, has had several offers for his hockey services...
Source: The Toque
Categories: Humour

June 24, 2008

11:59
Plumber's Crack Unclogs The Mind
Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke ItPlumbing professionals don't have easy jobs. They're constantly dealing with nasty clogs, faulty...
Source: The Toque
Categories: Humour
11:59
Plumber's Crack Unclogs The Mind
Plumbing professionals don't have easy jobs. They're constantly dealing with nasty clogs, faulty faucets, and overweight, sexually-frustrated housewives that wear...
Source: The Toque
Categories: Humour

April 1, 2008

07:58
April Fool's Day Letdown
Who Will Fool The Fools? As a satire and humour writer I have to admit that I loathe April Fool's Day....
Source: The Toque
Categories: Humour
07:58
April Fool's Day Letdown
Who Will Fool The Fools? As a satire and humour writer I have to admit that I loathe April Fool's Day....
Source: The Toque
Categories: Humour

March 23, 2008

07:22
Hollow Easter Bunnies Left Me A Shell Of A Child
Hollow Chocolate Rabbit Leaves Me Hollow On The Inside When I was a child, I looked forward to Easter nearly as...
Source: The Toque
Categories: Humour
07:22
Hollow Easter Bunnies Left Me A Shell Of A Child
Hollow Chocolate Rabbit Leaves Me Hollow On The Inside When I was a child, I looked forward to Easter nearly as...
Source: The Toque
Categories: Humour
06:45
Arthur C. Clarke's Odyssey Is Over
Arthur C. Clarke Had One "Hal" Of A Lifetime It is with great sorrow and sadness that we acknowledge the passing...
Source: The Toque
Categories: Humour
06:45
Arthur C. Clarke's Odyssey Is Over
Arthur C. Clarke Had One "Hal" Of A Lifetime It is with great sorrow and sadness that we acknowledge the passing...
Source: The Toque
Categories: Humour

March 14, 2008

09:46
Saint Patrick's Day Means Shamrock Shakes And Whiskey
Spiking A Shamrock Shake Is An Irish Tradition AT THE DRIVE-THRU-- Spring is the air, and just around the corner (and...
Source: The Toque
Categories: Humour
09:46
Saint Patrick's Day Means Shamrock Shakes And Whiskey
Spiking A Shamrock Shake Is An Irish Tradition AT THE DRIVE-THRU-- Spring is the air, and just around the corner (and...
Source: The Toque
Categories: Humour