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But Everyone Gets A Purple Ribbon! IN MY ARMCHAIR-- I've been following the Olympic games in Beijing (on television, not actually...

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Beer Nuts Will Get You Plantered Beer nuts are a marvelous food. High in protein, loaded with fat, and potent with...

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Creative Canadians Combat Climate Change Contrary to popular myths and legends, in Canada there are a few weeks of the year...

Canadians love golf as much as anyone else, but they're a strange lot. They insist that their golf carts have...

Canadians love golf as much as anyone else, but they're a strange lot. They insist that their golf carts have...

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TORONTO, ONTARIO-- Toronto Maple Leafs forward Mats Sundin, hinting at possible retirement, has had several offers for his hockey services...

TORONTO, ONTARIO-- Toronto Maple Leafs forward Mats Sundin, hinting at possible retirement, has had several offers for his hockey services...

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Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke ItPlumbing professionals don't have easy jobs. They're constantly dealing with nasty clogs, faulty...